San Diego is just awful — there’s too much sunshine, hipsters drinking freshly brewed craft beer, and we put fries INSIDE our burritos? Seriously?
In case you didn’t cotton on to my blatant snark….I’m kidding. I wrote a totally facetious article about the reasons you’ll “hate” San Diego for Gogobot this week, and the thing went viral. I must admit, I’m pretty stoked to see so many people sharing and loving it, so I had to re-share it here.
If you’re curious, here are some of the reasons San Diego is hell on Earth:
You need sunscreen like, every day
There’s just so. much. sunshine.
There are a zillion craft breweries (actually 100+)
Bud Light is far superior to our hipster coffee-infused beer. That you can drink on an outdoor patio. In the sunshine. In January.
We put carne asada on fries
And fries in our BURRITOS. Blasphemy.
You can get a tan at the beach 362.5 days of the year
The other 2.5 days it’s probably drizzling.
Vegas is a weekend trip for locals
We are spoiled brats.
The streets are lined with palm trees
What is this, a movie set?
We have our own mini-island called Coronado
As if we need MORE reasons to qualify as paradise.
The Mexican food is real
What’s so great about fresh tortillas, margaritas, and guacamole anyway?
For the remaining 12 reasons you’ll hate San Diego, read the rest of the original article on Gogobot!